Posted in Blogroll on November 12th, 2007 by Flatuface
Here is a compilation of sex terms that may or may not offend your
sensibilities.
The Abe Lincoln
After shaving your pubes, collect them into a ball and set aside. The
next time you plan to receive a blowjob, keep them bunched in your
hand. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and cum all over your
partners chin, cheeks, upper lip, etc. Then quickly peg her in the face
(where you just came) with the ball of pubes, leaving a pubic hair
beard reminiscent of Abraham Lincoln.
The Alaskan
Pipeline
(a.k.a. Northeastern Frozen Pipeline or The Alaskan Dildo) This old
school bad ass move is when you proceed to take a shit in a
condom(preferably prelubricated). Then freeze that bad mother and start
having sex with your girl in the kitchen. As you fuck her reach into
the freezer grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. If the shit
is not in a condom you may want to lube her up before hand since the
frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tongue
from an icy pole can be painful. So depending on how you feel about the
tramp bring some KY.
The Angry (or
Creamy) Pirate
When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their
knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out
and busts a nut in his partners eye. This will cause the hoe to shut
the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the
man kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and
down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.
Angry Dragon
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you
grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as
possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed
down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her
cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of
both of the girls nostrils, resembles a dragons snout - and after
pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry
one. Just make sure not to keep your cock in her mouth or she will
surely die from asphyxiation, which will result in you going to jail
and being raped by very large men.
The Dirty Sanchez
When a man takes his shit covered penis out of the ass of the person he
is having anal sex with and draws a stereotypical chicano style
mustache on that person.
The Rodeo
Knowing that you are going to have relations with your woman that
night, you have your friends get to your house early and hide in the
closet. While doing you girl doggy style you grab her by the hair. your
friends then jump out of the closet and scream rodeo. Try to hold on
for 8 seconds and dear life.
Dick Explosion
For all girls looking for a way to get back at your boyfriend for sex
pranks you have to pull the dick explosion. This may cause severe
injury to you but can be most satisfying. Fainting may occur, side
effects are ass trauma and swollen butt hole. First force him to fuck
the anal. Then stock up on beans and get a killer fart loaded up and
release. This will be extremely painful for your partner and his dick
can technically. Bruising and pain can also occur, and he could have
his dick implode which is rare but possible. Dangerous but pleasurable
if you need to get back at the boyfriend. His dick will never see the
vagina again.
Jelqing
Jelqing is the name given to various techniques used to lengthen and
extend the male penis. The term itself appears to be of Arabic origin;
some of the techniques seem to go back to antiquity. The basic idea is
that through certain exercises, the penis will be caused to enlarge
over time. It is certainly not quick, and often requires great
dedication from its proponents.
It is essential that before any Jelqing session that the genitals are
warmed. This is usually done by using a small flannel or face-cloth
which has been soaked in hot water. This is wrapped around the penis
for several minutes before the exercises properly begin. It cannot be
stressed too much the importance of this stage-without the correct
warming of the penis, gains will be mediocre at best.
The Old Switcheroo
(or The Magician)
Before sexual intercourse, have a trusted friend hide in a closet. Once
he is in position proceed to have sex with your partner doggy-style,
and be sure that she is facing an uncovered window. After a few minutes
of intercourse, pull out and have your friend take over. From there,
you quietly exit the house and knock on the window. Hilarity will ensue.
The "Philly"
Phake-out (or the Harry Houdini)
First convince your girl friend, or partner to have anal intercourse
with you. Now that your having sex, right before you cum, pull out your
dick (without a condom on it) and spit on the girls back. She will
think you came on her back and turn around. Right as she turns around
bust a nut directly into her face.
Pay Tribute
Photos from flicker etc resubmitted to the owner/poster with
ejaculate... ie the 'tributee' masturbates over a printed photo or
image on screen, takes a photo of the immediate results then re posts
The Spiderman
While having sex in any position, just as you are about to cum, pull
out, bust into your hand and then flick it into your partners face
shouting "GO WEB GO!".
The Ambush
Paddington
This maneuver must be performed in the bedroom of a girl who has at
least one stuffed animal. Right before you splooge, grab a stuffed
animal (preferably her favorite) and blast it. It never saw it coming.
Loaf roasting
A sexual act performed by people with very small heads, whereby they
insert their heads up the anus of another participant who has take a
muscle relaxant such as poppers in order that their anus can stretch.
Feltching
The act of feltching aka eating a cream pie, can certainly spice up any
sexual relationship, whether gay or straight (though it must include at
least one man, sorry Lesbians). Be warned, it's not for everybody.
Choosing to spontaneously feltch your partner could you leave them
either grossed out or heavily aroused.
The Tony Danza
The Tony Danza is the act of, while intercourse, asking your female
partner "Who's the Boss?" and when she responds "You are!", you punch
her in the face and say "Wrong bitch! Tony Danza is the
boss!". If your partner has the initial response of
"Tony Danza!" when asked who the Boss is, it is recommended to slap her
in the face and tell her that You are in fact the boss.
Gooning
Goon, sexual slang well-known term in sexual subculture of chronic and
compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means
achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge
of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours
at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, most often
intentionally or compulsively pursuing that feeling as an avid
masturbator. The term has been in frequent use for at least ten years,
emerging from the physical look of one who is "gooning" or "in the
goon," which is a self-possessed, glassy eyed stare of self-developed
personal stupidity, mental reduction, and/or sensate focus. Also known
as "bator mush" and "slain in the bate."
The Philadelphia
Meat Hook
While getting a blowjob make your partner get on all fours and then
take your index and middle fingers and stick them in your partners ass
like a hook and lift them. Congratulations you just performed the
Philadelphia Meat Hook.
The Pokemon
The pokemon is when you are fucking a girl from behind and right before
you finish you throw a tennis ball at her. After she turns around
proceed to cum in her face and yell "Go (your favorite pokemons name)!"
The Dutch Oven
Whilst lying in bed, let go a good fart and quickly pull the cover over
your partners head.
The Wounded Seagull
A Wounded Seagull is participated by four men and one woman. The woman
simultaneously performs various sexual actions on the four men.
1. The woman lies down on a bed in a safe area, free of sharp objects.
2. The first man's pelvis is between the woman's legs as he gives her
vaginal sex.
3. The second man then sits on top of the woman's breasts and inserts
his penis into her mouth.
4. The final two men then sat beside the woman and she gives them both
hand jobs.
5. Continue until all are satisfied.
NOTE: This procedure can be partaken in by a fifth man who lies
underneath the woman, giving her anal.
The Cleveland
Steamer
Take a dump onto your partners chest.
The Troll's Foot
A Troll's Foot is when a woman doesn't wash her foot for roughly three
months, left or right. She gets it very dirty during this time. Then
she finds a partner and puts her dirty foot up the receivers anus.--
The Snow Plow
Get your girl to have sex doggy style on the floor with a lot of
objects lying around. In the middle of intercourse reach over and pull
her arms out and hold them, then drive her around clearing a path like
a snow plow.
The Florida Gator
While having sex doggy style grab her arms, and wrap your legs around
hers and roll around like a gator. If you cum while you do this theres
no way for her to escape it.
Alabama Hot Pocket
Before having intercourse run to the bathroom and rub icy hot over the
ALREADY APPLIED CONDOM (very painful without a condom). Then stick it
in her and sit back and enjoy the show.
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Posted in Blogroll on November 10th, 2007 by Flatuface
The TaylorsTeases pages have been well received so far and we have
gotten a few links including one in a big damn forum with the letters
"AE" at the top. I found the help forum and the a glossary
was pinned in a thread at the top.
Agency -- An organization or individual that
manages many providers. The agency handles all calls, bookings and
advertising. The agency takes a percentage of the fee for each session.
Amazon A tall, strong, often
masculine woman.
AMP Asian Massage Parlor
Around the world -- Analingus and Fellatio.
Asian -- Analingus, erotic stimulation achieved by
contact between mouth and anus
Asian Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top during
intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP -- 1. alt.sex.prostitution: an unmoderated
discussion forum (Usenet newsgroup) for prostitution and related
topics. The acronym (ASP) is traditionally placed in the subject line
of a post to be able to filter out Spam. 2. Adult Service Provider
ATM -- Ass to mouth. Penis, finger or toy comes out
of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.
Attempts -- Trying to reach orgasm. e.g. She
allowed multiple attempts: means she allows more than one orgasm per
session if the client is able and interested.
ATF -- All Time Favorite
Aunt Flo -- Menstruation also; Period
B&S -- Bait & switch:
Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos,
written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or
she has been grossly misrepresented.
Babyback -- Petite, young, attractive Asian woman.
Bag -- Condom, with a condom e.g. "BJ in a bag"=
CBJ,
"I filled the bag"= Orgasm.
Bait and Switch -- Bait & switch:
Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos,
written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or
she has been grossly misrepresented.
Baja Sur -- Genitals. From the Spanish "the low
south".
Balloons -- Breast implants.
Bareback -- Without a condom.
BBBJ -- Bareback Blow Job, oral stimulation of the
penis without a condom
BBBJTC -- Bareback Blow Job To Completion, oral
stimulation of the penis to orgasm without a condom. (May spit or
swallow)
BBW -- Big Beautiful Woman, euphemism for overweight
BCD -- Behind Closed Doors
BDSM -- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism. This
is a catch-all to refer to the various aspects of negotiated, mutually
consensual exchange of power between two consenting adults. Regardless
of the depth of the relationship, consent, safety and sanity are the
cornerstone of the lifestyle.
Beret -- A condom.
BF -- Boyfriend
BFE -- Boyfriend Experience, A subjective term used
primarily by providers to describe good clients.
Birdwatching -- BBBJTC and she swallows.
Blackhole -- Anus.
BLS -- Ball licking and sucking.
Blue Pill -- Viagra
Blue Steel -- Viagra
Brown Shower -- Defecation on your partner.
BS -- 1. Body slide. Service where woman may slide
her body on yours using oil. 2. Bull Shit
Butter face -- A women whose body is very
attractive, but her face is not.
Call Girl -- Outcall provider, usually implies
agency.
Cash and Dash -- A rip-off. She shows up, takes
your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
CBJ -- CBJ, Covered Blow Job, fellatio with a condom
CC 1. Roman Numeral for 200.
Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter) 2.
Credit Card
CC Rider -- A provider who is FS for $200/hr or
less.
CD -- Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and
especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical
of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual
gratification
CFS -- Covered Full Service
CG -- 1. Cowgirl 2. Call Girl
CIM -- Cum in mouth.
Civilian -- A woman who makes herself available for
sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than
a provider and more interested in a relationship.
Clockwatcher -- A term for a provider who counts
the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a
provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.
Collar and Cuffs match -- Pubic hair matches
natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Commercial Company -- Prostitution
Completion -- Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback
blowjob to completion.
Cover -- A condom
Covered -- Various measures, such as the use of
condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS)
transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom
was used.)
Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top, knees astride.
Crime scene action -- Sexual activity during her
period.
Cruising -- Looking for prostitutes while driving.
Cups of coffee -- Orgasms (e.g. multiple cups of
coffee means she allows more than one orgasm)
Dance and Dash -- A rip-off. She shows up, takes
your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
Date -- 1. A session with a prostitute.
2. A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Date Rape -- Date rape or acquaintance rape is a
form of sexual assault that happens specifically on a date or by
someone that the victim knows or is acquainted with somehow.
Date Rape Drug -- Rohypnol (generic name
fluintrazepam) has been associated with date rape, and has also been
called the "Forget Pill," "Trip-and-Fall," and "Mind-Erasers." In
combination with alcohol, it can induce a blackout with memory loss and
a decrease in resistance. Girls and women around the country have
reported being raped after being involuntarily sedated with Rohypnol,
which was often slipped into their drink by an attacker. The drug has
no taste or odor so the victims don't realize what is happening. About
ten minutes after ingesting the drug, the woman may feel dizzy and
disoriented, simultaneously too hot and too cold, or nauseated. She may
experience difficulty speaking and moving, and then pass out. Such
victims have no memories of what happened while under the drug's
influence.
DATO -- Dining at the O, Analingus, oral
stimulation of the anus
DATY -- Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus, oral
stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
DDE -- Doesn't do extras.
DDG -- Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Deep throat -- Fellatio where the whole length of
the penis is "swallowed"
Defender -- A poster who defends or "comes to the
rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of
whether the review is accurate.
Delta Omega Gamma -- DOG.
Deposit -- A provider requires an upfront payment
in advance of a session. Deposits are usually used by providers as a
screening tool to hedge against no-shows.
DFK -- Deep French Kissing, kissing with tongue
Digits -- 1. Fingers (e.g. I put four digits in her
pussy) 2. Phone Number (Often used in strip club reviews,
johns work to get "digits" in order to set up off-premises sessions.)
Doggie Style -- Intercourse position where woman is
on her hands and knees, man enters from behind
Donation -- Payment to a provider
Doubles -- A threesome with two providers
DP -- 1. Double Penetration 2.
Digital penetration
DT -- Deep throat: fellatio where the whole length
of the penis is "swallowed".
Ed Zachary disease -- A woman with an unattractive
face.
Ellie -- LE, Law Enforcement
EOM -- End of Message - Used in a subject line to
indicate no further content in body of message
Enhancements --
Breast implants
Envelope -- Often cash payments for a provider are
placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or
discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for
the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist
leaves (incall).
Escort -- A woman who is paid for her companionship.
Face painting -- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
Facial -- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FBSM -- Full Body Sensual Massage; not usually full
service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and hand job,
but more services might be available.
Five-O -- A police officer (uniformed or
undercover).
FJ -- Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet
and toes.
Flake, Flaky -- Errant behavior, often used for
providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOTC -- Fuck of the century.
French -- Oral sex, on either party
FS -- Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to
completion
Full meal deal -- Full Service, Vaginal intercourse
to completion
Get comfortable -- Get naked. For security reasons,
a provider may ask a client to "get comfortable" or "make yourself
comfortable" before a session, this means to get fully undressed.
GFE -- Girl Friend Experience, A subjective term,
but usually used as praise for a very passionate, sensual,
non-mechanical experience. Most consider deep French kissing a baseline
requirement for GFE.
Glove -- Condom
Golden Shower -- Urinating on your partner, urine
play.
Greek -- Anal Sex
GS -- Golden Shower, urinating on your partner,
urine play.
Half and half -- BJ followed by FS
Hand Job -- Stimulation of the penis using hand and
fingers
Hardwood floors -- Clean-shaven pubic area.
Herb Friendly -- Is amenable to marijuana use.
Hidden Charges -- A provider takes the advertised
fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for
more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the
advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for
FS, etc.)
Hindu Massage (Argentina) -- The woman contracts
her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJ -- Hand Job, stimulation of the penis using hand
and fingers
HM -- High mileage.
HME -- Honeymoon experience. A subjective term used
as praise for a very intense, very "real" session, usually DFK is a
baseline requirement for HME.
HR -- Hand Release, stimulation of the penis to
orgasm using hand and fingers
Hobby, The -- The patronizing of prostitutes.
Hobbyist -- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Honey Dust -- Edible honey flavored powder for
sexual enhancement.
Hooker -- Prostitute.
Hostess Club -- A lower end strip club where
bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some
activities may occur on premises.
Hungarian -- Bare back blowjob to completion and
she swallows.
HWP -- Height and Weight Proportional (i.e.
"normal" build)
Incall -- You go to her place (Could be hotel,
motel, studio apt, her residence, or a mini-storage unit)
Independent, Indie -- An escort who works on her
own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls,
bookings, advertising and finances.
Interpreter -- Condom (e.g. She spoke French
without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
IPO -- Initial public offering: used to denote the
public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO -- In search of
Italian -- Similar to Russian, but penis between
partners butt cheeks.
Jack Shack -- Refers to an establishment (massage
parlor, lingerie modeling) that is not usually full service; expect
only massage (usually nude or topless) and hand job, but more services
might be available.
JAG -- John's Action Guide Review board, mostly
east coast.
Jimmy Hat -- A condom
John -- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Kama Sutra -- The earliest and best known of Indian
sex manuals, by Vatsayayana. It has been variously dated from 300 B.C.
to 400 A.D.
L/A/S -- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective
ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to
highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unattractive, but very friendly and
good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre
sex.
Landing Strip -- Description of pubic hair
LE -- Law Enforcement.
LFK -- Light French
kissing. (no heavy tongue)
Little blue helper --
Viagra
Little blue pill --
Viagra
LMP -- Licensed
Massage Practitioner
Lot Lizard -- A
prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually
soliciting from a CB radio).
Madame -- Proprietress of an agency.
Mall, Escort Mall -- A website that advertises many
different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and
may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
Man in a boat, little man in a boat -- Clitoris
Mediterranean -- Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a
trip to the Mediterranean."
Menage a trois -- An arrangement in which three
persons (as a married pair and the lover of one of the pair) share
sexual relations especially while living together
Merkin -- Pubic hair wig.
MG -- Massage Girl
Mileage -- A subjective term that describes value
for money and/or how accommodating she is. Good mileage usually means
she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than
average, or both.
MILF -- Mom I'd like to fuck.
Mish -- Missionary position, Man on top during
intercourse
Missionary -- Man on top during intercourse
MMF, MFM, MFF -- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF =
male, male, female MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk -- Description of pubic hair.
MP -- 1. Massage Parlor 2. Multiple positions
MPA -- Massage Parlor Attendant
MPCFS -- Multiple positions covered full service
MPOS -- Multiple positions oral sex.
MSOG -- Multiple shots on goal: she allows you to
have more than 1 orgasm during the session
Multiple Pops -- She allows you to have more than 1
orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
Newbie -- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
No-Show -- Escort or Client never shows up for an
appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
No-Touch -- No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch
Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
Nooner -- A lunch-time or afternoon session,
popular with married hobbyists.
NQBC -- Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS -- Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits
your ejaculate.
NQNS -- Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and
swallows your ejaculate.
O, Os -- Orgasm, orgasms.
Off-the-clock -- Activities that occur with a
provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch
off-the-clock")
Operation Flea Collar -- 2 year LE investigation of
TBD board, culminating in June 2002 bust of Charles Kelly and Steve
Lipson, owners and operators of TBD board.
Out, Outed -- Private, personal information on a
hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and
address is posted to a public forum.
Outcall -- She comes to your place
OWO -- Oral Without, fellatio without a condom.
Party hat -- Condom
Pearl Necklace -- Man ejaculates on woman's neck
and/or chest
Pimp -- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
Pooner -- A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby
culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or
private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
Pops, multiple -- She allows you to have more than
1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops
allowed)
POS -- Pussy on the Side
Professional or Businessmen only -- A subjective
request used in provider advertising as a pre-screen for clients. The
provider posts this in hopes of attracting "better" clientele.
Provider -- Prostitute
PS -- Private Show (Dance only)
PSE -- Porn Star Experience, A subjective term,
used as praise for a provider that might have a high energy level, a
particularly hot look, or is very accommodating ("nastiness" factor).
PV -- Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a
HJ; not usually FS.
Raincoat -- Condom
REQ: -- Request: Used in the subject line of a post
to indicate the body contains a request for information.
REV: -- Review: Used in the subject line of a post
to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
Review -- A critical evaluation of a provider. May
include information on her looks, attitude and service.
Reverse Cowgirl -- woman rides on top, facing away
Reverse massage -- The client massages the provider.
Reverse Oral -- The client performs oral sex on the
provider.
Rimming, Rimjob -- Analingus, erotic stimulation
achieved by contact between mouth and anus
Russian -- Penis between her breasts
Safe -- Sexual activity in which various measures,
such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease
(as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
San Juan Capistrano -- BBBJTC and she swallows.
Sandbag, Sandbagger -- A subjective term for a
review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted
praise to a provider.
Sans -- Without. e.g. She provided French sans
beret = BBBJ
Scat -- Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening -- A
provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
e.g. collecting verifiable personal info such as the hobbyist's real
name, place of employment, home or work phone, home or work address, or
a referral from a trusted provider. Upfront deposits may also be used
as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows.
Search Function -- A
software feature that allows a user to search a review board or forum,
based on a keyword or words. Most often, this feature is used to find
existing reviews of a provider, or to check the review history of a
hobbyist.
Self-post -- A
provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive
review of herself or agency to increase business.
Self-Service
Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with
the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
Sensual Massage --
Not usually full service, expect only massage (usually nude or topless)
and hand job, but more services might be available.
Session Paid time spent with a
provider.
Sex Worker -- Catch
all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in
the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFH -- Sex for hire.
SG -- Street girl.
She-male --
Transsexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had
SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill A hobbyist who writes
unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special
favors from an agency or provider.
Shots on goal -- Attempts to reach orgasm. e.g. She
allowed multiple shots on goal: means she allows more than one orgasm
per session if the client is able and interested.
Sixty Nine --
69 Partners perform oral sex on
each other simultaneously.
Slam, Slammed -- An
unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
Snowball, snowballing -- Provider takes ejaculate
in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator.
SO -- Significant
other.
SOG -- Shots on goal,
attempts at orgasm.
Soixante neuf 69
-- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.
SOMF -- Sat on my
face.
South of the border -- Genital region.
Southern France
Fellatio -- without a condom.
SP Service Provider
-- prostitute.
Spanish (Australian) -- Penis between her breasts,
Russian.
Spanish (USA) --
Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her
mouth.
Spinner -- A very
petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin"
Squirting, Squirter, Female
ejaculation - a provider who ejaculates
SRS -- Sexual
reassignment surgery
STD -- Sexually
transmitted disease.
Sting -- A female
police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns,
or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting
prostitutes.
Street action --
Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually
on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may
occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
Stroll -- A street,
strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.
Summer teeth -- Her
teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, sunny --
Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
SW -- 1. Street walker. 2. Sex
Worker
Sybian -- A mechanical sex
device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment
mounted in the middle.
Take care of business -- Payment is made to
provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TBD -- The Big Doggie, National Reviews and
discussion (All major cities)
Teabag, Teabagging -- Man squats and dips his
testicles into partners mouth.
TER -- The Erotic Review, National Reviews and
discussion (All major cities)
TG -- Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS,
She-males, and CDs.
Throne Job -- Self-service hand job. Refers to an
establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a
large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the
woman dances for you.
Tipping required -- Hidden charges, provider
demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains
hard for various services.
Took one for the team, TOFTT -- A hobbyist reviews
a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his
experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members
of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
Toss the salad -- Analingus
Translation, translator -- Condom i.e. "She spoke
fluent French without a translator" = BBBJ
TRB -- The Review Board. Seattle reviews and
discussion (Some British Columbia)
TMU True Mileage Unknown, when
a car (woman) has been ridden so much the odometer turns over and no
one knows the true wear and tear.
Trick -- 1. A sex act for money 2. A man who
patronizes prostitutes
Trolling -- 1. The act of driving around looking
for a prostitute 2. Posting to a discussion board with the intent to
anger or incite others
TS -- Transsexual: a person with a psychological
urge to belong to the opposite sex that may be carried to the point of
undergoing surgery to modify the sex organs to mimic the opposite sex
Tuft -- Description of pubic hair.
TUMA -- Tongue up my ass.
Turn tricks -- Prostitution
TV -- Transvestite: person and especially a male
who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex
especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
Umbrella -- Condom.
Uncovered -- Without a condom.
VD -- Venereal disease
VFM -- Value For Money.
VM -- Voicemail.
WAH -- 1. From Wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm
(Japanese) 2. Wild Ass Humping
Water Sports -- Urination play.
Weeklies -- Alternative weekly newspapers. These
often contain various adult service listings, including massage and
escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay
Guardian, The Stranger.
WF -- Wild Fuck
WG -- Working girl. A prostitute.
White Knight -- A poster who defends or "comes to
the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of
whether the review is accurate.
With -- With condom (e.g. French with = CBJ)
Without -- Without condom. (e.g. French without =
BBBJ)
Working girl -- A prostitute.
X
YMMV -- Your Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to
remind that tastes differ, reviews are inherently subjective, and that
providers have good and bad days, thus experiences vary.
YMMV Girl -- A provider who is known for being
inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold
reviews.
$ -- The dollar sign is sometimes used for fees.
Usually $ = $100, $$ = $200, $$$ = $300 and so on. Often .5 signifies
$50, so $$.5 would mean $250.
69 -- Partners perform oral sex on each other
simultaneously.
411 -- Information, Intel. e.g. "I got the 411 on
her from jessejames69"
420 -- Marijuana.
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